in draw number one there was mouthwash, soap, a rubber duckie, latex condoms, and a leash. she didnt have any dogs, so i guess she used the leash while having interesting sex routines.
in drawer number two she had 3 spice girl dolls (baby, posh, and scary), a rubber chicken, a box of 4,187 tampons, and another rubber chicken
in drawer number three i saw something i had to have. it was a padded bra, but not just any padded bra , it was golden! i just had to play with it.
thats when the trouble started, when i reached for it, the alarm went off, all of the sudden i was surrounded by policemen (and policewomen!!!) they said "drop the padded bra and put your hands in the air, or we will have to---" then i ran out as quick as i could. i had to keep the padded bra, i knew it would sell for a ton of money on ebay. i got to the door and opened and a police was right there and he shot me. i went up to the gates of heaven, but the padded bra fell. who would have known, the person in front of me in line was martha herself! she said "you touched my padded bra, youre going to hell!" then i was in hell. but it was ok, because britney spears and nick carter were down there to keep me company. and they had padded bras, so i died happily ever after.
p.s. if anyone can guess that the first 2 sentances were inspired from, i'll hug you!!